My first car was a 79 Mustang Capri in orange with tastefully placed rust accents along the slightly crumpled (and bumped back out) front left fender.  It had a bypass switch to start and a gear shift knob that was pokey plastic after Sam (the family dog) chewed on it in prostest for being left in the car.  It had a four cylinder with an "oh so ( Read more... )

FIRE!

Oh, Mystery Meat
Sitting on my Wonder Bread
I will not eat you